Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
- Mr. Littman: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
- George: Who said that?
- Mr. Littman: She did.
- George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
- Mr. Littman: You’re fired.
- George: Well you didn’t have to say it like that.
That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don’t even smell! That’s right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
i live for merlot!
- Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine, perhaps.
- Mickey: I like Merlot.
- Karen: I love Merlot.
- Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot.
- Kramer: I live for Merlot.
- Waiter: We're out of Merlot.
this is an awesome blog— written by a hilarious 19 year old who just happens to have SMA—- really inspiring, and really funny. This kid is awesome.
I think the real reason I’m doing this is because the thought of having no real impact on the world absolutely terrifies me. Shit.
Read this blog about a young boy. He blogs about the highs and lows of life with Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Some of it is funny, some of…
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don’t take no more sense than puttin’ on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who’s puttin’ your pants on?
If the US Government was a family, they would be making $58,000 a year, they spend $75,000 a year & have $327,000 in credit card debt. They are currently proposing BIG spending cuts to reduce their spending to $72,000 a year.
FIRST 75 BLOGS TO REBLOG THIS WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO BE PROMOTED TO 3,000+
im going to look through every blog, do some following back, and pick my 5-10 to promote!
i’ll write a comment next to the blogs i pick.
must be following me, h-e-a-v-e-n, i check hehe
and i would love you forever if you liked my facebook page :)
i’ll leave this up till it reaches 75 x