Upcycle old light bulbs into little flights of fancy.
Via: Trashy Wench.
(via anatomydork)
Source: genius-idea
nommsss
pelican at cottonwood, sunshine coast :)
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
- Mr. Littman: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
- George: Who said that?
- Mr. Littman: She did.
- George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
- Mr. Littman: You’re fired.
- George: Well you didn’t have to say it like that.
That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don’t even smell! That’s right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Kramer (via smogs)
i live for merlot!
- Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine, perhaps.
- Mickey: I like Merlot.
- Karen: I love Merlot.
- Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot.
- Kramer: I live for Merlot.
- Waiter: We're out of Merlot.
Hello You Creatives: Hello You
this is an awesome blog— written by a hilarious 19 year old who just happens to have SMA—- really inspiring, and really funny. This kid is awesome.
I think the real reason I’m doing this is because the thought of having no real impact on the world absolutely terrifies me. Shit.
Read this blog about a young boy. He blogs about the highs and lows of life with Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Some of it is funny, some of…
Source: laughingatmynightmare
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don’t take no more sense than puttin’ on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who’s puttin’ your pants on?
Sid (to george)
If the US Government was a family, they would be making $58,000 a year, they spend $75,000 a year & have $327,000 in credit card debt. They are currently proposing BIG spending cuts to reduce their spending to $72,000 a year.
Dave Ramsey
PROMO.
FIRST 75 BLOGS TO REBLOG THIS WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO BE PROMOTED TO 3,000+
im going to look through every blog, do some following back, and pick my 5-10 to promote!
i’ll write a comment next to the blogs i pick.
must be following me, h-e-a-v-e-n, i check hehe
and i would love you forever if you liked my facebook page :)
i’ll leave this up till it reaches 75 x
(via h-e-a-v-e-n)
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floating in leather grape juice
